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10 of the best Car jokes

10 of the best Car jokes


To celebrate World Laughter Day we have collated 10 of the best car themed jokes to make you chuckle!

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

Sunday 2nd May 2021 marks World Laughter day, a day annually celebrated to raise awareness about laughter and its many healing benefits. We think after the year we have had, everyone deserves a good belly laugh.

Who doesn't love a good laugh? Let get into our 10 best car jokes.

1.What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen.


2. What part of the car is the laziest?  The wheels, because they are always tyred!

pile of tyres

3.What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini!


4.Why can’t cars play football? Because they only have one boot

Football boot

5. Do you know what grinds my gears? Clutch failure.


6.What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda.

Yoda lego figure

7.What type of car does a chicken farmer drive? A coupe.

Chickens in a pen

8. Why did the spider buy a sports car? So he could take it out for a spin.

Spider in a spiders web

9.What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad.


10.Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell? They have more of an Elon Musk.

 Tesla side view


I hope you enjoyed a chuckle or two with our funny car themed jokes. Which of these jokes was your favourite? 

Have a funny joke of your own? Head over to our Facebook page to enter our Joke Competition with a chance to win a £25 Amazon Gift Voucher.*

Happy World Laughter day!


*Competition runs between  4th May - 14th May. T and C's can be found here